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me and my alien husband

July 29, 2025 - 7:49am

I am on a different planet inhabited by both aliens and humans. I assume this is a future where the earth exploded and humans were transported somewhere else to live. The aliens here are made of,,grass? Like imagine whole hucks of long green grass sticking out the shirt collar and sleeves. Like scarecrows.

Even through the citizens themselves are made of grass, I found myself running across a big grass field with my loving grass alien husband. (what!! im married now!) To my knowledge, we've lived our whole life together. However, the alien species lives a significantly shorter life span than humans do. My grass husband is visibly much older. He walked slowly beside me, looked at me with his grassy face with a camera hung around his neck. I guess hes a photographer too.

The sky got dark and it started raining. Grass husband picks up his camera and tells me to stay still, he wanted to take a photo in the rain. And so I did, I'm sure it was gonna be a fire photo. As I stood there, he backed up, backed up more, getting really far now...when is he gonna take the photo? Then he turned and RAN! MY GRASS HUSBAND HAS ABANDONED ME????

More dreamscape knowledge has been bestowed upon me in this moment. Aliens on this planet sees humans as PETS even though they live shorter lifespans than them. (omg its like invincible) So its socially acceptable to abandon your human lovers to find another before the quick end to their live cycle. wow. i need someone to analyze this dream for me like what does this say about me.

worst dinner ever

July 14, 2025 - 12:41 pm

A stranger was in my apartment kitchen eating what they say is an "ice cream sandwich" for dinner. It was actually two disgustingly thick chocolate Crumbl cookies sandwiched together with a thick layer of frosting in the middle.

This creation now sounds delicious to my feeble hungry mind at 12 in the afternoon. But "delicious" and "Crumbl" do NOT belong in the same sentence to the average level headed human.

I tried a bite of this creation. It was. Not Great. Too thick and sugary. The frosting stuck to the top of my mouth and I felt like an helpless woodland creature. I told the stranger of my complaints and they shrugged and said,

"I had it for dinner yesterday too!"

you know what. who am i to yuck their yum. they're the star of their own show let him eat their yucky cookie sandwich.

first sleep paralysis demon

June 20, 2025 - 9:28am

I experience sleep paralysis A LOT. However, I've never had a personal sleep paralysis demon sighting. My experience usually includes me waking up, squinting open my eyes, unable to move my body, and being pissed as hell about the fact I cannot breathe correctly because of the way my body is positioned. Personally, I think I'm missing out on the core human experience of having a sleep paralysis demon. It's like your own spirit animal kinda.


Well, I thought this until I've experienced an audio hallucination during sleep paralysis. Woke up, heard a screeching witch-like voice in my ear. Couldn't see her, just heard her as if she was hovering over my right next to my ear. It felt so real. Felt the breath against my ear and the slight creaking of the vocal coords. But the experience was more annoying than terrifying. I try to force myself awake as usual bc I can't breathe. Seeing my unsuccessful attempt, the witch shrieks "YOU FOOOOOOOOOL" and SCREAMS this Smiling Friends esque shrill scream. This experience just overall pissed me off.

sky occurance

June 19, 2025 - 4:25pm

id have these reoccuring dreams where the sky looks freaky weird. a common theme is the moon, whether it looks way larger than usual, different color, multiples of them. ive also once seen a straight up projection of Jerma in the sky. thats gotta be one of my favorites. like imagine jerma's stream just right up there.