welcome 2 the dream journal!!
A stranger was in my apartment kitchen eating what they say is an "ice cream sandwich" for dinner. It was actually two disgustingly thick chocolate Crumbl cookies sandwiched together with a thick layer of frosting in the middle.
This creation now sounds delicious to my feeble hungry mind at 12 in the afternoon. But "delicious" and "Crumbl" do NOT belong in the same sentence to the average level headed human.
I tried a bite of this creation. It was. Not Great. Too thick and sugary. The frosting stuck to the top of my mouth and I felt like an helpless woodland creature. I told the stranger of my complaints and they shrugged and said,
"I had it for dinner yesterday too!"
you know what. who am i to yuck their yum. they're the star of their own show let him eat their yucky cookie sandwich.
I experience sleep paralysis A LOT. However, I've never had a personal sleep paralysis demon sighting. My experience usually includes me waking up, squinting open my eyes, unable to move my body, and being pissed as hell about the fact I cannot breathe correctly because of the way my body is positioned. Personally, I think I'm missing out on the core human experience of having a sleep paralysis demon. It's like your own spirit animal kinda.
Well, I thought this until I've experienced an audio hallucination during sleep paralysis. Woke up, heard a screeching witch-like voice in my ear. Couldn't see her, just heard her as if she was hovering over my right next to my ear. It felt so real. Felt the breath against my ear and the slight creaking of the vocal coords. But the experience was more annoying than terrifying. I try to force myself awake as usual bc I can't breathe. Seeing my unsuccessful attempt, the witch shrieks "YOU FOOOOOOOOOL" and SCREAMS this Smiling Friends esque shrill scream. This experience just overall pissed me off.
id have these reoccuring dreams where the sky looks freaky weird. a common theme is the moon, whether it looks way larger than usual, different color, multiples of them. ive also once seen a straight up projection of Jerma in the sky. thats gotta be one of my favorites. like imagine jerma's stream just right up there.
